Bloody marmite

These foolish English people eat this awful marmite by choice. It's a disgusting sodium spread... it's a black paste that tastes like salty tar. It's worse than it's competitor vegemite... ughhh. Yuck.

Regardless of my opinion, these people eat it constantly and it is the 'spread of choice', resulting in a complete lack of peanut butter options. Bad peanut butter is just not acceptable. I know I should be accepting of this cultural difference and try to embrace it, but I've been there, done that and still want the peanut butter.