Highlights include: a 14th century church, seeing men hurl themselves at rubbish bins, a wade through a river, and seeing Chicago live.
Right so, seems like last week was a busy one but I can’t really remember what I was up to. Wednesday night I went into London to meet Line & Leander to god to the theatre. There is so much theatre in London that there are cheap ticket booths all around where you can get last minute tickets for most shows at really good rates. I’ve been a bit stupid and haven’t been taking advantage of this very often so I conned these 2 into a night out (line’s first time seeing live theatre!). We were very late due to the snail pace bus we were on which dared to break the space time continuum (lee thought we may wake in Egypt at any moment), but ended up being able to get cheap tickets at the theatre for Chicago 10 mines before the show, which, to our delight were then upgraded to better seats. The production was fantastic - how can a movie ever compare to the real thing?
On Friday Sandra, one of the German spies, & I rented a car and went down to Exetor. Hilarious reaction when we told people at work about this as Exetor is about 175 miles form Windsor and about 3-4 hours drive – apparently an epic journey if you are British. A 1 hour drive requires an over night stop in this country. But us Canucks… and Sandra lived a few years in California, so she loves road trips! We got into Exetor easily (finding the hostel that was on the main road we drove in on proved a much greater mission) and decided to see what a Friday night looked like… mot great. Tad frightening in fact. Like any small English town it was overflowing with young people who were… ‘well pissed’ as they say. And loud. So a group of ‘gentle’men who looked old enough to know much better, felt it wise to run full speed down a crowded street, catapulting themselves toward the bolted down rubbish bins. We were confused as to how a winner was declared but decided not to stick around long enough to discover.
Don’t get me wrong, Exetor was a lovely town with an astoundingly large cathedral being the focus and large portions of the city wall remaining, but it will forever be marred in my eyes by the bin bashing boy bingers.
Saturday we moved on to Dartmoor National park (Sorry – we are on the Southwest corner of England for this story) to see the ‘Tors’ – large limestone … hills? Sculptures? Formations? Which sporadically appear on the hillsides. The ground is all granite with just a thin layer of peat over top, allowing very little to grow there and looking alarmingly like Connemara – the region of Ireland I lived in. Very rugged and beautiful dark shades this time of year.
Promise I will eventually post pics to describe all of this!
We went through picturesque little villages full of stone cottages and thatched roofs all along the way as we wound through the area on roads narrower that your average Chrysler, enjoying the reality of that idyllic image we all have of England. After a few walks, some prehistoric sites (how can something be prehistory? I know they mean pre-recorded but it’s a silly word) and a 13th century bridge (seriously – there is a village built up around this called Postbridge) we headed back to lively Exetor to rejoin society? A couple pints of cider (we had to – it comes from this area) in a cozy traditional town pub (which is now part of a chain) and we were knackered.
Sunday was a truly special day for me… the day I found my true religion. Something that really calls my spirit. A faith I can blindly follow. I have even begun carrying a picture of it around with me on my phone as a reminder of the greater gospel. The picture is of a sign we say on our travels reading “Beer Gospel Hall”. It was like my own personal Mecca. Seeing the messiah. Being born again. How I have lived this lifestyle without knowing there was a leader and a gospel is beyond me.
What?
We were in a fishing village along the Jurassic Coast curiously named Beer. Beer Congregation Church. Beer Hospital. Beer Bank. Beer Shop. Beer Beach. Beer Port. Beer Gospel Hall. It was like a spiritual retreat.
But no, I didn’t have a beer in Beer. In fact I didn’t think of it. It was Sunday morning and I did have another 200 miles to drive that day so had I thought of it, either I would have made a responsible decision or we would still be there. Not sure which is more likely.
Beyond Beer, we found Lyme Regis, another port town along the coast, perfect for fish & chips on the sea front (unfortunately accompanied by the biggest damn seagulls I have ever seen – 1 of my 4 hates they are along with frozen peas, dirty counters and something else I can’t remember). Don’t really remember anything special about Lyme Regis so let’s move on. Oh wait – this whole coast form Exetor to Weymouth is call the Jurassic Coast because it is one of the first places in the world (I think) to have found dinosaur bones. Or remains of large dogs.
So we carried on to Abbotsbury. We knew nothing of this place but were following the advice of Ian-the-car-rental-guy-Ian. Last time I rented form him he gave a few suggestions of towns we wouldn’t have otherwise thought about but which were not to be missed, so I knew to listen up this time round.
Abbotsbury has the ruins of an 11th century abbey (think abbots were buried there maybe?) and a beautiful (still standing) 14th century church set up on a hill overlooking the fair village below. It’s St Catherine’s church, named for the patron saint of spinsters… Sandra and (already feeling so close to god after the mission to Beer) said our prayers (and our mothers prayers for us) … twice. Just to be safe. And once more for good luck.
Here’s where I really need pictures to explain. Looking out from the hill top church you can see Chesil beach (still part of the Jurassic coast). It’s completely made of stone and runs about 25 miles along the coast but is like a hill, rising to 5 m in places. Where we were is actually separated from land by a stream about 2m wide. We couldn’t quite see that from the top of the hill and decided to go to the coast – couldn’t get so close and not see it.
We trudged on down through the fields of sheep and long grass and, knowing there was a public path somewhere near, were only slightly concerned by the NO ACCESS signs on the gates we were climbing over… until we found ourselves walking through field of reeds taller than we were, able only to see that there was swap either side of our narrow path. Excited to see the end and come so close to the beach, finding this stream was not fun. We debated every which way (Sandra wanted to run and jump it. Right, have you experienced even an hour with me Sandra? Scaling a 2-metre jump is not in the cards). We almost gave up until I turned around to see Sandra with her jeans rolled up to her knees, shoes in hand. Damn Germans never give up.
Remember the kid’s song Going On a Lion Hunt? Can’t go over it, can’t go under it, have to go THROUGH it!
The beach was amazing and well worth it. I concede defeat. We walked, we enjoyed, we got soaked (I forgot to mention it was raining during this entire Abbotsbury episode) so 3 hours later we headed back home to Windsor.
And now another week is gone by without many tales to tell. But tomorrow sees the return of Justin from Germany and with Lee around for another week and Siim having just returned from Estonia, trouble is sure to ensue. Funny – the sung the ‘old black rhum’ just came on. A premonition perhaps?